How to recognize a Buddhist monk? He is the funniest in the room.
Q: What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
A: “Make me one with everything.”
This guy decides he wants to know the meaning of life. So he asks around and after he has talked to many gurus he is about to give up. Then he hears about this Tibetan monk who has sat in a cave for 30 years and supposed to know the meaning of life. So the guy organizes his trip. It takes months to get to the foot of one of the highest mountains in Tibet. He starts up and weeks later he arrives hungry, exhausted and bloody from the climb. He sees the cave in the distance and crawls on his hands and knees to the entrance.
He looks at the monk and says: “I have traveled very far to come and see you. Please, tell me, what is the meaning of life?”
The monk looks at him and says, ” My son, life is a fountain.”
Well the guy flips out and says, “I sold all my belongings, gave up everything to make this pilgrimage to see you, and you tell me life is a fountain??????! What kind of bullshit is that?”
The monk looks at him in silence, for a long, long time, and finally says,
“You mean it’s NOT a fountain?”